Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.

SALLY.- We are just going to be friends, OK?

HARRY.- Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.

SALLY.- Why not?

HARRY.- What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.

SALLY.- That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.

HARRY.- No, you don't.

SALLY.- Yes, I do.

HARRY.- No, you don't.

SALLY.- Yes, I do.

HARRY.- You only think you do.

SALLY.- You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?

HARRY.- No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.

SALLY.- They do not.

HARRY.- Do too.

SALLY.- They do not.

HARRY.- Do too.

SALLY.- How do you know?

HARRY.- Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

SALLY.- So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. HARRY.- No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.

SALLY.- What if they don't want to have sex with you?

HARRY.- Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.